Customer Service


Tessa and I were at a restaurant for brunch this weekend. She got the waffles, took one bite, and it was quickly clear there wouldn’t be a second. I waved over the waitress (who knows me by name), and told her that while Tessa wasn’t going to say anything, she doesn’t like the waffles, and could she please have the …


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When people talk behind your back, just think of it as they are taking time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.